Getting Tattoo with Anesthetic Cream I

MAN  1: So what are you doing today?

TATTOO: Yeah I just ordered Dr. Numb, I got it with my free-trial, uhm…  uhm… I have an appointment in an hour…

MAN  1: okay

TATTOO: From now, my tattoo appointment, I’m gonna apply it on and we’ll see…

MAN  1: okay let’s go… Take your shirt off

TATTOO: Don’t put on my face

MAN 1: No your face is not allowed

MAN 2: grab one of these

TATTOO: As you can see this is what I have and it is not done yet

MAN  1:  okay so where your getting your tattoo

TATTOO: All over my back

MAN  1:  so are we gonna put the cream all over?

TATTOO: Yes!

MAN  1:  okay

MAN  2:  this is the cream here, Dr. Numb

TATTOO: And…

(Rap music playing)

MAN  1:  get some more…. Just pour it off baby

MAN  1:  were putting on top and were moving it down

TATTOO: When basically putting it on the extra spots, it all put a lot of ink, I’m pretty sure they are working on it

MAN  1:  how is it the first time you got tattoo is it painful or

TATTOO: Yes it is very painful … oh men

MAN  1:  where is it hurt the most?

TATTOO: At lower back… I mean the lower back and the side

MAN  1:  put some more cream on the lower back then…

TATTOO: My time!

MAN  1:  put the cream on, two tubes…

MAN  2:  okay hold it

MAN  1:  I’m not touchin’ your ass buddy… especially on tape… okay can you actually get some uh….

TATTOO: I feel like a mummy…

MAN  1:  alright! Leave it for 30-40 minutes and then we will go to the tattoo store

TATTOO: Yeah

MAN  1:  what are you getting on your back?

TATTOO: Just finishing up…

At the Tattoo Shop:::::::

TATTOO: Wipe it off Shishy around my back… oh yeah! I feel numb.

MAN  1:  louder

TATTOO: Oh!  It’s Numb

MAN  1:  yeah?

TATTOO: Yeah, haha!

MAN  1:  scratch some more… can you feel it?

TATTOO: Yeah, yeah I can feel it but I can’t, you know… is it easy to wipe off?

MAN  1:  Tell me

TATTOO: Oh no, It is not real, I can’t, I can’t feel anything, I can’t I can’t feel the pressure

MAN  1:  Yeah push harder.

TATTOO: Yeah push harder…  no, no for real, haha!

TATTOO Artist: No way, no way.

TATTOO: No you can, haha!

October 19th, 2009 by admin

2 Comments

  1. 1 Ventego says:

    Very interesting and amusing subject. I read with great pleasure.

    October 21st, 2009 at 8:42 pm
  2. Tattoos talk a language of your heart. They bring out your emotions and way of life. You may use your tattoo designs as a mode of expression. Many people use tattoos to speak varied things, always their personality. Some also use them to express love and emotions.

    December 17th, 2009 at 4:21 pm

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